| 01 | ONCE, early in the morning, |
| 02 | Beelzebub arose, |
| 03 | With care his sweet person adorning, |
| 04 | He put on his Sunday clothes. |
| 05 | He drew on a boot to hide his hoof, |
| 06 | He drew on a glove to hide his claw, |
| 07 | His horns were concealed by Bras Chapeau, |
| 08 | And the Devil went forth as natty a Beau, |
| 09 | As Bond-street ever saw. |
| 10 | He sate him down, in London town, |
| 11 | Before earth's morning ray, |
| 12 | With a favourite imp he began to chat, |
| 13 | On religion, and scandal, this and that, |
| 14 | Until the dawn of day. |
| 15 | And then to St. James's court he went, |
| 16 | And St. Paul's Church he took in his way, |
| 17 | He was mighty thick with every Saint, |
| 18 | Tho' they were formal and he was gay. |
| 19 | The Devil was an agriculturist, |
| 20 | And as bad weeds quickly grow, |
| 21 | In looking over his farm, I wist |
| 22 | He wouldn't find cause for woe. |
| 23 | He peeped in each hole, to each chamber stole, |
| 24 | His promising live stock to view; |
| 25 | Grinning applause, he just shewed them his claws, |
| 26 | And they shrunk with affright from his ugly sight, |
| 27 | Whose works they delighted to do. |
| 28 | Satan poked his red nose into crannies so small, |
| 29 | One would think that the innocents fair, |
| 30 | Poor lambkins! were just doing nothing at all, |
| 31 | But settling some dress or arranging some ball, |
| 32 | But the Devil saw deeper there. |
| 33 | A Priest, at whose elbow the Devil during prayer, |
| 34 | Sate familiarly, side by side, |
| 35 | Declared, that if the tempter were there, |
| 36 | His presence he would not abide; |
| 37 | Ah! Ah! thought Old Nick, that's a very stale trick, |
| 38 | For without the Devil, O! favourite of evil, |
| 39 | In your carriage you would not ride. |
| 40 | Satan next saw a brainless King, |
| 41 | Whose house was as hot as his own, |
| 42 | Many imps in attendance were there on the wing, |
| 43 | They flapped the pennon and twisted the sting, |
| 44 | Close by the very Throne. |
| 45 | Ah, ha! thought Satan, the pasture is good, |
| 46 | My Cattle will here thrive better than others, |
| 47 | They dine on news of human blood, |
| 48 | They sup on the groans of the dying and dead, |
| 49 | And supperless never will go to bed; |
| 50 | Which will make them as fat as their brothers. |
| 51 | Fat as the fiends that feed on blood, |
| 52 | Fresh and warm from the fields of Spain, |
| 53 | Where ruin ploughs her gory way, |
| 54 | When the shoots of earth are nipped in the bud, |
| 55 | Where Hell is the Victor's prey, |
| 56 | Its glory the meed of the slain. |
| 57 | Fatas the death birds on Erin's shore, |
| 58 | That glutted themselves in her dearest gore, |
| 59 | And flitted round Castlereagh, |
| 60 | When they snatched the Patriot's heart, that his grasp |
| 61 | Had torn from its widow's maniac clasp, |
| 62 | And fled at the dawn of day. |
| 63 | Fatas the reptiles of the tomb, |
| 64 | That riot in corruption's spoil, |
| 65 | That fret their little hour in gloom, |
| 66 | And creep, and live the while. |
| 67 | Fat as that Prince's maudlin brain, |
| 68 | Which addled by some gilded toy, |
| 69 | Tired, gives his sweetmeat, and again |
| 70 | Cries for it, like a humoured boy. |
| 71 | For he is fat, his waistcoat gay, |
| 72 | When strained upon a levee day, |
| 73 | Scarce meets across his princely paunch, |
| 74 | And pantaloons are like half moons, |
| 75 | Upon each brawny haunch. |
| 76 | How vast his stock of calf! when plenty |
| 77 | Had filled his empty head and heart, |
| 78 | Enough to satiate foplings twenty, |
| 79 | Could make his pantaloon seams start. |
| 80 | The Devil, (who sometimes is called nature,) |
| 81 | For men of power provides thus well, |
| 82 | Whilst every change, and every feature, |
| 83 | Their great original can tell. |
| 84 | Satan saw a lawyer, a viper slay, |
| 85 | That crawled up the leg of his table, |
| 86 | It reminded him most marvellously, |
| 87 | Of the story of Cain and Abel. |
| 88 | The wealthy yeoman, as he wanders, |
| 89 | His fertile fields among, |
| 90 | And on his thriving cattle ponders, |
| 91 | Counts his sure gains, and hums a song; |
| 92 | Thus did the Devil, thro' earth walking, |
| 93 | Hum low a hellish song. |
| 94 | For they thrive well, whose garb of gore, |
| 95 | Is Satan's choicest livery, |
| 96 | And they thrive well, who from the poor, |
| 97 | Have snatched the bread of penury, |
| 98 | And heap the houseless wanderer's store, |
| 99 | On the rank pile of luxury. |
| 100 | The Bishops thrive, tho' they are big, |
| 101 | The Lawyers thrive, tho' they are thin; |
| 102 | For every gown, and every wig, |
| 103 | Hides the safe thrift of Hell within. |
| 104 | Thus pigs were never counted clean, |
| 105 | Altho' they dine on finest corn; |
| 106 | And cormorants are sin-like lean, |
| 107 | Altho' they eat from night to morn. |
| 108 | Oh! why is the Father of Hell in such glee, |
| 109 | As he grins from ear to ear? |
| 110 | Why does he doff his clothes joyfully, |
| 111 | As he skips, and prances, and flaps his wing, |
| 112 | As he sidles, leers, and twirls his sting, |
| 113 | And dares, as he is, to appear? |
| 114 | A Statesman pass'dalone to him, |
| 115 | The Devil dare his whole shape uncover, |
| 116 | To show each feature, every limb, |
| 117 | Secure of an unchanging lover. |
| 118 | At this known sign, a welcome sight, |
| 119 | The watchful demons sought their King, |
| 120 | And every fiend of thy Stygian night, |
| 121 | Was in an instant on the wing. |
| 122 | Pale Loyalty, his guilt steeled brow, |
| 123 | With wreaths of gory laurel crowned: |
| 124 | The hell-hounds, Murder, Want and Woe, |
| 125 | For ever hungering flocked around; |
| 126 | From Spain had Satan sought their food, |
| 127 | 'Twas human woe and human blood! |
| 128 | Hark, the earthquake's crash I hear, |
| 129 | Kings turn pale, and Conquerors start, |
| 130 | Ruffians tremble in their fear, |
| 131 | For their Satan doth depart. |
| 132 | This day fiends give to revelry, |
| 133 | To celebrate their King's return, |
| 134 | And with delight its sire to see, |
| 135 | Hell's adamantine limits burn. |
| 136 | But were the Devil's sight as keen, |
| 137 | As Reason's penetrating eye, |
| 138 | His sulphurous Majesty I ween, |
| 139 | Would find but little cause for joy. |
| 140 | For the sons of Reason see, |
| 141 | That ere fate consume the Pole, |
| 142 | The false Tyrant's cheek shall be, |
| 143 | Bloodless as his coward soul. |
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